Because I can

Rules:

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1.) Your name? Kyle
Entry:
Kyle Brovlofski, one of the four potty-mouthed kids (along with Stan, Kenny and Eric Cartman who are the main characters in the Comedy Central cartoon "South Park". Kyle is the good-hearted kid who always tries to do the right thing (just as Stan is the rational/practical one and Cartman is the racist a-hole), but usually wraps himself around the emotional axle trying to do it. Kyle is constantly tormented by Cartman for being Jewish. The second half of the "They killed Kenny" / "You bastards!" joke.
Stan: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastards!"

(much prefer the second entry >> )

2.) Your age? 23
Entry:
The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is...

1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
Michael Jordan IS number 23. Be like Mike.

3.) One of your friends? Gavin
Entry:
What the fuck is with all these utterly retarded definitions? Gavin is a name. It means battle hawk. You people are complete and utter idiots.
It's a NAME, not a fucking internet-word to be spewed at random ten fucking thousand times a day by someone who doesn't even know the meaning of it.

(lols but true)

4.) What should you be doing? working (on my art. couldn't bring myself to put painting up there )
Entry:
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."

5.) Favorite color? blue
Entry:
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue

6.) Birthplace? Durban
Entry:
Or durban poison, a strain of marijuana
Oh shit dude! You picked up the durban!

7.) Month of your birth? December
Entry:
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

8.) Last person you talked to? my Mum
Entry:
A word americans don't know how to spell

Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult
me: fuck off
Townie: your mum


Now for a quick wrap up of everything (that i can remember) that's happened since my last journal, because its the only way i'm ever going to be able to do it in any decent amount of time, for me.
My PC broke in September or so. Got a new one with the help of my mate around November. Compared to the old one it = super-epic-win performance-wise. Sometime around October/November got a car, which was my brother's girlfriend's old one, so i could make use of my license which i got erm... earlier. Got a black and white kitten that my brother found on facebook. His markings make it look like he has a moustache, so much so that the lady that originally found was going to call him Adolf. Had to take my Dad into hospital in the beginning of December. He spent the week there, which put a big damper on my birthday. Went out with my mum on my birthday to the Pavillion and (after getting slightly lost) got a nice new monitor. Brought my dad back home that weekend. The week after we were told that he had prostate cancer Sometime around here we took my black cat to the vet. They found that her kidneys were completely shot, so we opted to put her down Went to Umicon which was cool and a bit awkward for me. It was nice to see Matt and Kim again. Got a great Evangelion model out of it xD Had a great Christmas, which helped cheer up the otherwise pretty grim month. My Dad went into hospital again (different one this time)around the beginning of January and had part of his prostate shaved off, so he's now catheter-less.
And that more-or-less brings everything up to speed.

PS this took far longer than you'd think